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The Chat Quote Thread

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Jordan Haygood    350

I saw something similar to this in other forums I go on, so I figured, why not? Basically, if you're on Chat and think something is quotable, post it on this thread for others' enjoyment. I don't have a quote for this post, though, so I'll let the next poster post the first quote...

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Marshall Henderson

Indee.

d.

Indee.d.

 

barrel

Marshall is breaking!

 

Marshall Henderson

Ind-d-d-d-d-d-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-d.

 

barrel

Mieu~

 

Marshall Henderson

*opens mouth to reveal silver teeth that grow into the grill of a car, stretching the skin around them to the point of tearing, the crushing sound of bones giving way to the chrome chassis of a car, splattering blood and bone fragments across the floor while arms fold up, then crack and roll into perfect circles, becoming wheels*

beep beep i am broken and a car

 

Kat Leonard

o.o

I beg your pardon? Are you ill?

 

barrel

You broke English major Shane!

 

Marshall Henderson

I'm not ill, I'm a car.

 

2:35 AM

Marshall Henderson

Cars don't get ill, Shane. They get broken.

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bink    33

Cool thread. Makes me want to spend more time in chat to sit in on all the bizarre conversations that are apparently occuring. :D

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barrel    380

That last one was actually right before we all left chat yesterday (/today technically)

 

Anyway, there is a certain legendary chat conversation we had about the last admin Nash, which I forwarded to Nash for the 'lolz', unfortunately my PM box was wiped clean during GP's last shift, and I don't think I have it recorded anywhere else. It was amazing to say the least. Why didn't you make this thread earlier Jordan!

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TKtheknight    963

I need to get into these converstations whenever I have the time. I came on a few times and just talked about games and other people last year.

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Khorne    69

SeveranceZero

But sometimes I use the juice for the food i make!

 

Marshall Henderson

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!

 

SeveranceZero

?

 

Jared

Now you buy it separately. Its called "pack of gross water"

 

SeveranceZero

Not if you ate the food I MAKE

 

I DIDNT SAY ALL OF IT!

 

Jared

Let it be forever known that Severance puts dirty water into all of his meals.

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Number 905    136

Number 905

So, I bought Saints Row 2 on Steam this weekend since it was $4. And, somehow, it runs on my PC without me messing with it. I have literally no idea how the hell this happened.

 

Kat Leonard

lol

 

Don't question it.

 

Number 905

I'm also amazing at the character creator: http://steamcommunit...780775594103074

 

Kat Leonard

Well that's...

 

Marshall Henderson

Beautiful.

 

Kat Leonard

that's just great, 905.

 

Jared

Does he only eat babe Ruth's?

 

barrel

How...did you create that...thing?

 

Number 905

Magic.

 

Marshall Henderson

The same way Di Vinci created the Mona Lisa.

 

He is an artist.

 

Da Vinci*

 

Kat Leonard

lol

 

Jared

I'm pretty sure Da Vinci didn't get high and whip paint onto a pile of rocks.

 

SeveranceZero

Can you make that in SR3? Hahahah

 

Number 905

I'll have to try, but it doesn't seem like it lets you get quite that...artistic...

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Khorne    69

Game Podunk

has entered the room

 

SeveranceZero

has entered the room

3:15 PM

 

Number 905

The site has become self-aware.

 

Khorne

Hey whoa meta

 

Number 905

It now wishes to converse with itself.

 

Khorne

Oh god no

 

Kiwi

If there is a person behind, Kiwi could eat it.

 

Khorne

The beginning of the end!

 

SeveranceZero

We have a SSJ4 in here

 

Number 905

This may be the first case ever of internet schizophrenia. This is history, folks.

 

Kiwi

Nah

 

Kiwi did it once

 

Khorne

So will Game Podunk speak?

 

Kiwi

As a machine, what is your stance on the consumption of human flesh?

 

Number 905

I, for one, welcome our new mechanical overlords.

 

SeveranceZero

Until they turn on you.

 

Dominic Dimanche

has entered the room

 

Khorne

Dominic run!

 

Game Podunk as gone rogue!

 

Jared

That guy!

 

Dominic Dimanche

Soooooooo what did i miss?

 

oh noes!

 

Kat Leonard

has entered the room

 

Khorne

Hey Shane

 

 

Game Podunk

has left the room

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bink    33

Hah, Game Podunk is out to get us all it would seem. Maybe they'll make a movie about it after all the Game Podunk members are dead, you know, 'cause robot Game Podunk is gonna kill us all. :lol:

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Jordan Haygood    350

Kat has the power.

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Kat has the power.

 

I'm John Connor.

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TKtheknight    963

Marshall, Jared. Loco, Ludono, pretty much everyone who greets me when I com in chat-"Loose Cannon! or LC!"

 

Whenever someone leaves I get the blame for it-"LC/TK you killed him/her!" Me-"What?! What did I do?! Why do I get the blame for this?"

 

Me when I never watch the anime Ludo or barrel mentions-"Sadness." "Once again sadness." "Never seen that one." "I never...nevermind, I'm pretty much going to say I never seen it and say sadness again."

 

I know I have lots of quotes or quotes towards me. xD

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Ludono    850

  • Rex705
    TRIVIA- In Legend of Heroes 1 what is the name of the heroes sister?
  • Ludono
    My brother downloaded QC but can't run it lol
  • Number 905
    lol
  • Yeah, that's weird.
  • Ludono
    No idea why either, he can run TF2, BF , Skyrim etc no problems
  • the only LoH I know anything about is ****
  • Number 905
    Yeah, if it's up to spec it should run. Crazy
  • Rex705
    poor ludo
  • Number 905
    Yeah, Lud is totally a **** man
  • barrel
    Who isn't a **** man?...aside from Rex.
  • Elizabeth
    Me?
  • Ludono
    Rex is an old man
  • Liz, on the inside theirs a **** man just trying to be heard
  • *theres
  • Rex705
    poor Elzy >.< don't be mean to her
  • barrel
    Tamaki, you would be a **** woman if you owned the game.
  • Elizabeth
    Wait... Which **** are we talking about?
  • Skychrono
    TRIVIA - CHRONO TRIGGER: What is the name of Lucca's mom? Why is this important?
  • Jared
    Ziggy Stardust.
  • Rex705
    the big round ones
  • Ludono
    Sky don't try to change the topic, we're talking about **** men here
  • Number 905
    This is the best chat ever
  • 7:35 PM
  • Marcus Estrada
    has left the room
  • Skychrono
    Oh. Sorry.
  • Rex705
    Elzy don't listen to them!
  • Ludono
    Isn't there a thread where we're supposedto post these kind of chats?
  • Number 905
    Yeah
  • Ludono
    Was it Fiona sky?
  • I remember there being a Fiona
  • Elizabeth
    You guys scare me sometimes.
  • Ludono
    Haven't played the game in forever though
  • barrel
    Trails in the Sky, or the affectionately nicknamed t.i.t.s. Tamaki...Liz...Prince...Lezard....I dunno
  • Ludono
    baaaaaaarrreeeelll whhhhhhhhyyyyy
  • barrel
    I want 2nd Chapter....
  • Because I could see Liz liking the game.
  • So, I didn't want to be mean for too long.
  • Rex705
    play LOH 1 and forget trails ever existed

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Ludono    850

  • Jared
    Once you start getting waifu body pillows you're just gone.
  • photo-thumb-11.jpgbarrel
    That's not nerdy, that's creepy.
  • photo-66.gifLudono
    ummmm

  •  
    ummmm

  •  
    guys

  •  
    I

  •  
    kinda

  •  
    have one of those
  • photo-thumb-11.jpgbarrel
    Ludono, you don't have to explain yourself.
  • photo-5.jpegJared
    Don't
  • photo-thumb-11.jpgbarrel
    Stop!
  • photo-thumb-135.pngSkychrono
    Oh boy.
  • photo-17.gifRex705
    ........

  •  
    Ludo is gone
  • photo-13.gifElizabeth
    Don't... Stop?

  •  
    We want to know more of this pillow?
  • photo-5.jpegJared
    Hang on.

  •  
    There is still a chance.

  •  
    DO YOU USE IT?
  • photo-17.gifRex705
    :(
  • photo-thumb-11.jpgbarrel
    It's a Yoko one, isn't it?!
  • photo-17.gifRex705
    Ludono has left the room
  • photo-66.gifLudono
    Well

  •  
    I wouldn't say I use it

  •  
    But it's on my bed

  •  
    On the end :P

  •  
    But to be fair I have a mountain of pillows on my bed

  • 7:45 PM
  • photo-5.jpegJared
    Well, we'll still accept you. BUT WE'RE WATCHING YOU.
  • photo-66.gifLudono
    I wonder if I can find a picture of it.....
  • photo-17.gifRex705
    O.o
  • photo-thumb-11.jpgbarrel
    Yeah Ludono, I think we might have to have the cops keep a close eye on you if it is a loli.
  • photo-5.jpegJared
    This all just worked out perfectly.
  • photo-66.gifLudono
    http://s1.tsuki-board.net/pics/figure/big/39221.jpg

  •  
    Its...slightly NSFW?
  • photo-17.gifRex705
    O M G
  • photo-thumb-11.jpgbarrel
    WHY IS YURI WEARING NO CLOTHES?!
  • photo-66.gifLudono
    I swear officer

  •  
    I didn't know!
  • photo-thumb-11.jpgbarrel
    LUDONO, I RESPECTED YOU AND YURI!
  • photo-17.gifRex705
    How could you do this Ludo!
  • photo-thumb-11.jpgbarrel
    YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN BOTH!
  • photo-13.gifElizabeth
    Oh... Wow

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barrel    380

Jason is going to fire every mod for participating in all of this smut talk. THANKS LUDONO, I HOPE YOU AND YOUR PILLOW ARE HAPPY!

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Ludono    850

Jason is going to fire every mod for participating in all of this smut talk. THANKS LUDONO, I HOPE YOU AND YOUR PILLOW ARE HAPPY!

^_^

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In my defense, I was completely innocent. I don't know what this... smut is that you are talking about. You guys corrupted me!

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Harrison Lee    168

I apologize for this ahead of time. 95% of these tweets were related to undersea creatures.

 

 

 

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

RDAwesome
@
mpcarey905
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
Someone should put this whole convo in the the Chat Quote thread on GP.
:D

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

HLLivingLoco
@
mpcarey905
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
There are too mariney names here! I can't make an aqueduct pun under these conditions!

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

mpcarey905
@
setaimx
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
OH GOD NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Michael Carey
‏
@
mpcarey905

setaimx
@
RDAwesome
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
There should never be a kappa on puns.

 

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

HLLivingLoco
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
Looks like everyone got tired of fishing for puns at about the same time.

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

RDAwesome
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
Otherwise we'll have to make Marshall walk the plank.

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

RDAwesome
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
Alright guys, we should probably put a cap on it before we start running out of puns.

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

HLLivingLoco
Alright, sounds good.

 

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

HLLivingLoco
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
At least you're taking responsibilisea.

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

HLLivingLoco
@
RDAwesome
@
marcusboi
It is a rather crude twist on my original statement.

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

HLLivingLoco
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
I should have known in the beginning that this would BP Oil Spill trouble for my Fallout 3 time.

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

HLLivingLoco
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
We're really starting to just harpoon the same points now.

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

HLLivingLoco
@
RDAwesome
@
marcusboi
He probably thinks we're real bottom-feeders right now.

 

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

setaimx
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
If he'd just speak up, we'dolphind out what he's feeling.

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

RDAwesome
@
HLLivingLoco
I dunno, but I'm sure
@
marcusboi
is quite crabby at the moment.

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

setaimx
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
I can't even reswimber how this all began...

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

HLLivingLoco
@
RDAwesome
@
marcusboi
You could tell him we're giving them more depth.

 

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

HLLivingLoco
@
RDAwesome
If we continue any more,
@
marcusboi
might see us as anemones.

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

setaimx
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
I wouldn't blame him at all.

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

RDAwesome
@
HLLivingLoco
Somehow I can imagine
@
marcusboi
probably just unfollowed all three of us.
:P

 

45]

Ian Miles Cheong
‏
@
stillgray

HLLivingLoco
Flagship Studios did that with Hellgate: London. 40 hour long campaign. Boring as fudge.

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

setaimx
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
My mother always told me to stop before I make a bass of myself...

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

HLLivingLoco
@
RDAwesome
@
marcusboi
Maybe we can steer it in the right direction?

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

RDAwesome
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
Well we're completely anchored in this conversation now...

 

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

HLLivingLoco
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
Well Jason's halfway out the dorsal suggest that we stop here...

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

RDAwesome
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
Sorry guys, I didn't manta for this conversation to go this way.

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

HLLivingLoco
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
Oh for the love of cod, enough of this.

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

setaimx
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
I can sea why.

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

HLLivingLoco
@
RDAwesome
@
marcusboi
I think I'm going to have to tuna any further jokes out now.

 

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

HLLivingLoco
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
Puns like that and you're gonna offinned someone...

 

45]

Marshall Henderson
‏
@
RDAwesome

HLLivingLoco
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
Gah, I was gonna make that reference, but you sharked it from me.

 

45]

Jason C
‏
@
setaimx

RDAwesome
@
HLLivingLoco
@
marcusboi
Oh man, you two were angling for something like this...

 

25mMarshall Henderson ‏@RDAwesome

@HLLivingLoco @setaimx @marcusboi You floundered a bit on that one...

 

 

 

What I wrote:

 

45]

‏
@
HLLivingLoco

RDAwesome
@
mpcarey905
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
905, GET OUT! WE HAVE TO TOSS HIM OVERBOARD!

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

RDAwesome
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
Alright, I'm stopping with the under-the-sea puns for now.

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

setaimx
I figure that might be a good idea, given the fact that we need more stuff about how good the game looks.
‪
#
SleepingDogs
‬

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

setaimx
In the coming weeks, I'll probably work on a few more articles about Sleeping Dogs.

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

RDAwesome
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
I can't help this slick mess.....wait, I started it.

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

RDAwesome
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
On the contrary, I think we've bivalved past all of the recycled material.

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

RDAwesome
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
He's all clammed up, I'm afraid.

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

setaimx
@
RDAwesome
@
marcusboi
He's probably felling like he's got anchovies in his seareal (cereal).

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

RDAwesome
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
I made a coy pond joke.

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

setaimx
@
RDAwesome
@
marcusboi
I feel like the depth was given an artificial charge.

 

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

RDAwesome
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
It's okay Marcus. We're submerging to new lows with the jokes.

 

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

stillgray
I just saw that in Target the other day. It never really appealed to me, and 40 hours doesn't sound worth it.

 

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

RDAwesome
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
Or we could abandon ship. But I like make catty jokes about fish.

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

stillgray
What company can do that? That's incredibly frightening.

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

setaimx
@
RDAwesome
@
marcusboi
I think I've run it aground.

 

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

Hey guys, having a BF3 party with
@
gamepodunk
members and staff. Join me!:
http://www.
gamepodunk.com/topic/1594-bat…
There may be prizes.

 

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

setaimx
@
RDAwesome
@
marcusboi
I don't think you're jelly with the fish jokes. Problem?

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

setaimx
@
RDAwesome
@
marcusboi
What the haddock are you talking about? You love this.

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

RDAwesome
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
I dare say I'd like to trout this one out.

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

RDAwesome
@
setaimx
@
marcusboi
Quit clowning around.
‪
#
fishspecieswar
‬

 

 

45]

Harrison L.
‏
@
HLLivingLoco

setaimx
@
marcusboi
@
RDAwesome
Are you as coy as a fish?
‪
#
pun
‬

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barrel    380

Go figure you guys weren't satisfied with a simple drop in the ocean and had to go all barnacles with the puns. Loco (as well as Jason/Marshall) must have for-tuna for not having carp-al tunnel syndrome at the end of of all this...I can't believe I just typed that. I'm feeling a lot of remoras now...

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Jason Hug Pillowâ„¢

 

I'm not going to ask where this came from... xD

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