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Status Updates posted by Jared

  1. All week we had 60+ degree temperatures, Halloween it reached 25 degrees. Tomorrow it'll be back in the 60's. Screw you, mother nature.

  2. Future so bright I gotta wear shades. But not really. Sunglasses are tacky.

    1. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      The sun is in our eyes! Ah! This heat! ~Wears the sunglasses like The Rock and does the people's eyebrow~

    2. RavenBlueIndigo

      RavenBlueIndigo

      Is this a failed attempt at rapping?

  3. So, school is ending for the kids next week. I've got that going for me.

    1. Ciel

      Ciel

      Which is nice.

  4. The most uncomfortable feeling is knowing you can take a nap, but not doing it so you'll sleep better through the night.

  5. Had some more computer issues. Just got my stuff installed again.

    1. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Boo Jared's Computer! We need him to be active again!

    2. Rex705

      Rex705

      I have an annoying freezing issue >__< the power supply gets way to hot.

  6. I am in a rage that can best be described as violent. Computer just shut itself off, now it is giving me a blue screen every time I restart it.

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    2. Jared

      Jared

      Windows installed and I got to the desktop, but I've made it that far before. Just going to turn it off for now...

    3. Jared

      Jared

      I've had it running for the last hour, but I seem to have 16mb of RAM for some reason. Working on fixing that.

    4. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Ah hope you get it fixed soon! Missed ya buddy lol.

  7. I have Peter Molyneux's phone number. Time to call him at 4 in the morning to remind him that B.C and Project Milo still haven't released.

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    2. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      You should know venom. Kiky told me she farted and that's why Roysauce broke up with you lol.

       

      Anyways Jared you should tell him your fable stories about your family and life. They are quite fascinating tales.

    3. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      You should know Kiky. Kagome told me she watches Inuyasha on a daily bases to watch you fall off cliffs.

       

      Anyways Jared you should tell him your ideas you've been creating from gamemaker. They are quite fascinating ideas to become a game.

    4. John Kidman

      John Kidman

      He'd probably use them. Lord knows, he hasn't been involved with a truly good game since 2004 or 2005

  8. I'm not dead, I just got bumped off my shift and had to change my schedule.

    1. Jason Clement

      Jason Clement

      But did you get turned into a newt?

    2. Jared

      Jared

      Yeah, but I got better.

    3. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      ~Tucks Jared to Bed~ I know you have to sleep early now, but you'll do great with this new schedule! :D

  9. I didn't wear green on St. Patrick's day. People would come up to me ready to pinch and I would show them my gray undershirt. Everybody bought it no questions asked. I AM THE BLUFF MASTER.

    1. Jared

      Jared

      OR SUDDENLY COLORBLIND.

    2. solid-alchemist

      solid-alchemist

      This was probably their reaction before walking away

       

      http://i.imgur.com/3IcZfe2.gif

  10. Finally back from a doosy of a week. Time to sit down and angrily stare at a computer screen for a few hours.

    1. Venom

      Venom

      As long as it doesn't stare back you should be fine.

    2. Ciel

      Ciel

      I had a long week as well, and now I am sick because of it. Thanks, week.

  11. There was a squirrel following me up and down the street. He tried to come into the house but I stopped him with a cookie.

    1. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Haha nice! We have a lot of squirrels on campus and sometimes I try making friends with it. One time few semesters ago, I gave this squirrel my ice cream and ate it. :D

    2. RavenBlueIndigo

      RavenBlueIndigo

      ... Eating the squirrel doesn't sound very friendly. Tk, you're not gonna eat me, are you? I mean, I'm a friend. Please don't eat me.

    3. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Lol you got me again. I meant to say the squirrel ate the ice cream. I would never eat you!

  12. Ho ho ho now I have a second monitor.

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    2. RavenBlueIndigo

      RavenBlueIndigo

      I KNEW it!! I knew you were Santa Claus, Jared! I just... I justk new!

    3. Kezins
    4. solid-alchemist

      solid-alchemist

      Awesome! Having a second monitor is always more convenient!!!

  13. It killed me on the inside, but I finally did it. Ole Jared is getting a second monitor next week.

  14. You last watched... Pingu and The Act of Killing. You might like... House of Cards or Wallace and Gromit. Never change, Netflix.

  15. Want to play Monster Rancher 2, but I've only got like three CD's.

  16. I picked up a piece of paper to draw with the kids and immediately got three paper cuts. Learned my lesson.

    1. Ciel

      Ciel

      Yeah don't have kids!

  17. One of my squirrels fell out of the tree and died. NOW I'M UNREASONABLY UPSET.

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    2. Jared

      Jared

      It looks like the branch it was on couldn't support it's weight and snapped. I went out to make sure it wasn't killed by another animal. No blood or anything, so it just seems to be an accident.

    3. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Yikes that is totally nuts. :-(

    4. Jared

      Jared

      It is the circle of life. Squirrels get so fat the tree can't hold them anymore and they die. I let the squirrels come into the house to get a cookie to mourn his passing.

  18. Took the kids to see Frozen and then showed them the Steven Universe pilot. AND THEN I TOOK THEM TO GET SHOTS, THE OLD CLOAK AND DAGGER.

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    2. John Kidman

      John Kidman

      I just assumed Jared took his kiddos to a pub called the Cloak & Dagger.

    3. Ciel

      Ciel

      nice haha

    4. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Haha had the same thoughts as Jason and John. Oooh Jared you hilarious dad.

  19. If you're in the midwest, get your hair wet and run outside for a minute or two. It is hilarious.

    1. Jared

      Jared

      Disclaimer: If you die doing this, have your next of kin tell me about it so I can laugh.

    2. MrNinjaSquirrel

      MrNinjaSquirrel

      NinjaSquirrel took your advice and we are now preparing for his funeral service. Your comedy needs some work.

       

      -Squirrel friends and family

    3. Jared

      Jared

      MY COMEDY IS FLAWLESS.

  20. Everything outside is covered in a thin sheet of ice. I have way too much fun trying to run across it.

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    2. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Waaait for me! ~trips~ I wanna slide too!

    3. Kezins

      Kezins

      Can't stand ice. Lol. I had a job years ago I walked to uphill on a sidewalk and during an ice storm, I'd take 3 steps forward and slide backwards the equivelant

    4. Kezins

      Kezins

      Equivalent of 5 lol. It took me an hour to walk two blocks. Lol

  21. My mother's internet keeps going out. When she was explaining the problem to me, she said every couple of minutes the internet whacks her off. Then I stared into the camera and smirked, totally breaking the fourth wall.

    1. Kezins

      Kezins

      Lol. That's hilarious.

    2. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Lol Jared. Sounds like a hidden camera show with you behind it. xD

    3. barrel

      barrel

      Jared. You can't break reality with reality, it doesn't work like that... I think.

       

  22. Woke up this morning with a massive headache and a broken tooth. Just goes to show you that you ain't even safe in your dreams.

    1. Ciel

      Ciel

      What did I tell you about doing lines of coke in the bathroom at work?

    2. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Man sounds like you had a knightmare. . .hahaha bad pun. Lol funny we just talked about dreams not too long ago Jared. Your stories are crazy!

  23. Logged onto my Twitter on a whim and found a message from Heyplaystation saying I won a weekly contest from a month ago. Hurray for other people not accepting their prize.

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    2. Jared

      Jared

      It was the ratchet and clank bundle from a few weeks ago.

    3. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Oh sweet! Once again congrats man. What did the bundle come with?

    4. Jared

      Jared

      Into the Nexus, Quest for Booty, a signed poster and a shirt.

  24. I don't want to alarm you, but you're officially one year closer to dying. Congratuations on making it this far.

    1. Venom

      Venom

      Thanks for the congrats...and the warning. xD

  25. You have forced my hand! I've made a new post in the http://www.gamepodunk.com/topic/7703-calling-all-of-gamepodunk-lets-hear-your-best-impressions/?do=findComment&comment=43684 thread. I dug down deep past a layer of embarrassment for you, so now you should be able to do the same.

    1. TKtheknight

      TKtheknight

      Nice! Will take a listen buddy! :D

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