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Jared posted a article in Analysis & OpinionsEveryone has probably gotten bored of some of their favorite games at some point, right? I mean, you can only raise a family in the Sims for so long before you start to resent them. When this boredom of your favorite game washes over you, it can cause you to go to some dark places. Or really boring places. Boredom is a real crapshoot like that. The point is, everyone has gotten to this point at some point or another with their games. It is pointless to deny it. We've all been there before, and odds are we'll be there again soon enough. Just what am I talking about though? Well read on, and you'll find out. Ending All Life Everywhere Forever In The Elder Scrolls There is very nearly an endless amount of content packed into the Elder Scrolls games. While each one is great in it's own special way, nothing will beat out The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind as my favorite of all time. And the reason is simple. Because no matter where you look, there is probably going to be a secret hidden somewhere on your screen. From the very first time you gain control of your character to the moment you decide to stop playing the game you'll have something new to find. It is seriously an amazing game. But despite all this, you can still get bored sometimes. And when you have the literal strength of a God, things can get pretty crazy for all life on the continent. Crazy deadly, that is. They're all dead and they don't even know it. While it is true that you can go throughout the entire continent and permanently kill every single person you see, including quest characters important to the story, there just lacks a certain flare to that approach. The much more satisfying thing to do would be to strip down to your underwear and equip only a bow and arrow. Why is that? Because you're the Flash now. By the end of the game, your character's agility is through the roof. Of course you become slowed down by carrying large items like armor and weapons, so when you drop all of that in favor of just a bow and your undies, you become unstoppable. You'll be jumping over entire towns and zipping across the landscape like the Roadrunner in your quest to end all things, and it hilarious every time. Running Jurassic Park Is Tough The game Jurassic Park: Genesis might be a somewhat ancient release for last generation consoles and PC, but it is hands down some of the most fun you'll have while playing a city building game of any type. But that doesn't exactly mean you'll be building much of anything. In fact, you'll probably be destroying more than you're building. What could possibly go wrong? Now there are two ways you can go about this once the normal game becomes too boring. Firstly, you can go the nature preserve route. This is where you make a custom map that is more or less just one giant landmass with lakes scattered about. You fill it up with food sources and dinosaurs living together and watch as nature takes over. They'll hunt each other, breed, maybe even thrive. That is until you get in your helicopter and start hunting them for sport. The second thing you can do is just pull a straight up Jurassic Park on your visitors and staff by destroying the exit to the park while also knocking a few holes in the fences of your exhibits. To make things even more dramatic, you can make use of a cheat that will make a thunderstorm form over your park. Once chaos has been established, it is then time to get in your helicopter and hunt everything for sport. The Sims Are Proof That We're Monsters The Sims is a really weird game series. It is essentially a game where you take care of a little house full of people with the same needs and wants as you, only their lives are sped up to a dramatic degree. You can do all of the same things your sims are currently doing for real, but the only difference is you get to see the results of your sim's hard work almost instantly compared to the years it would take you in real life. Despite their horrendously short lifespan, our sims really do have it better than us. All of their hopes, dreams and fears are very plain and obvious to each other and there's absolutely no guess work involved with their day to day life. If they want someone to like them, all they need to do is tell them the same joke five times in a row. If they hate someone, then there are no repercussions to fighting them. Having it so nice can kind of lead to a resentment. Notice the lack of a ladder on that pool. And resentment plus boredom is a recipe for death. Death for the sims anyways. You'll enjoy their terror and confusion immensely. Does this make you a bad person? Yes, of course it does. but who cares? Those sims had it coming for even daring to strive for the goals you set before them! Now, just how do you seek needless revenge against things that don't really exist? Well the most popular way is to just throw them in a pool and take out the ladder, but that isn't nearly theatrical enough! They need to put on a show! Eight sims in one house. No doors, no windows, SAD CLOWN PAINTINGS EVERYWHERE, and of course different tools that will help them on their way to death. Will Ricardo be eaten by flies? Will Jill cry herself to death in the Mime room? Will that pizza delivery guy ever deliver that pizza?! Nobody really knows the answers to those questions, except for the last surviving contestant. And he's too depressed to talk to anyone about it. Whelp, I guess that means it is time to let him live his life and see where he goes with his horrific memories of watching all of his friends fight over the last doughnut, only for Drew Carey to swipe it right before he was eaten alive by cockroaches. Becoming An NPC In Grand Theft Auto Out of every story I've ever read about people becoming bored with their games, they've almost always had these same two things in common. Extreme violence and needless destruction. So when you see stories like the one I'm about to tell, you have to wonder to yourself. Who is more crazy? The one who lashes out at their surroundings, or the one who disappears into them? Things tend to go south rather quickly. In a game where the main point is to pretty much go crazy and cause as much mayhem as you want, things can get pretty complicated when you get bored with the game. You can't really go on a mayhem if the whole point of the game is your ability to go on a mayhem whenever you want... So what do you do? You lash out at cliches and become one with the game, of course. A somewhat crazy and fun thing to do in the Grand Theft Auto series is to see just how long you can go without incident as a normal npc in the game world. This means obeying the speed limit, stopping at red lights, no fighting or bumping into people and certainly no killing. Can you do it? And if so, for how long? When does it become mind numbing? How long can you last before you lash out?! There is only one way to find out. When you become bored with a game, even just for a day, your mind will make up the fun for you by making up new rules and objectives for you to follow. Whether you're killing everyone forever or just trying to get down the street without scratching the paint on your car, there is always fun to be had with your games. What are some crazy objectives you've set for yourself? Why not describe them in the comments below? As always, thank you for reading.