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#1 Jordan Haygood

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 09:42 PM

I saw something similar to this in other forums I go on, so I figured, why not? Basically, if you're on Chat and think something is quotable, post it on this thread for others' enjoyment. I don't have a quote for this post, though, so I'll let the next poster post the first quote...

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#2 Shane Leonard

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 11:38 PM

Marshall Henderson
Indee.
d.
Indee.d.

barrel
Marshall is breaking!

Marshall Henderson
Ind-d-d-d-d-d-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-d.

barrel
Mieu~

Marshall Henderson
*opens mouth to reveal silver teeth that grow into the grill of a car, stretching the skin around them to the point of tearing, the crushing sound of bones giving way to the chrome chassis of a car, splattering blood and bone fragments across the floor while arms fold up, then crack and roll into perfect circles, becoming wheels*
beep beep i am broken and a car

Kat Leonard
o.o
I beg your pardon? Are you ill?

barrel
You broke English major Shane!

Marshall Henderson
I'm not ill, I'm a car.

2:35 AM
Marshall Henderson
Cars don't get ill, Shane. They get broken.

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#3 bink

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 10:46 AM

Cool thread. Makes me want to spend more time in chat to sit in on all the bizarre conversations that are apparently occuring. :D

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:22 PM

That last one was actually right before we all left chat yesterday (/today technically)

Anyway, there is a certain legendary chat conversation we had about the last admin Nash, which I forwarded to Nash for the 'lolz', unfortunately my PM box was wiped clean during GP's last shift, and I don't think I have it recorded anywhere else. It was amazing to say the least. Why didn't you make this thread earlier Jordan!

#5 Marshall Henderson

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 01:31 AM

Beep beep, I'm a car.

#6 TKtheknight

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 12:17 PM

I need to get into these converstations whenever I have the time. I came on a few times and just talked about games and other people last year.

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#7 Khorne

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 11:27 PM

SeveranceZero
But sometimes I use the juice for the food i make!

Marshall Henderson
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!

SeveranceZero
?

Jared
Now you buy it separately. Its called "pack of gross water"

SeveranceZero
Not if you ate the food I MAKE

I DIDNT SAY ALL OF IT!

Jared
Let it be forever known that Severance puts dirty water into all of his meals.

#8 Number 905

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 06:01 PM

Number 905
So, I bought Saints Row 2 on Steam this weekend since it was $4. And, somehow, it runs on my PC without me messing with it. I have literally no idea how the hell this happened.

Kat Leonard
lol

Don't question it.

Number 905
I'm also amazing at the character creator: http://steamcommunit...780775594103074

Kat Leonard
Well that's...

Marshall Henderson
Beautiful.

Kat Leonard
that's just great, 905.

Jared
Does he only eat babe Ruth's?

barrel
How...did you create that...thing?

Number 905
Magic.

Marshall Henderson
The same way Di Vinci created the Mona Lisa.

He is an artist.

Da Vinci*

Kat Leonard
lol

Jared
I'm pretty sure Da Vinci didn't get high and whip paint onto a pile of rocks.

SeveranceZero
Can you make that in SR3? Hahahah

Number 905
I'll have to try, but it doesn't seem like it lets you get quite that...artistic...
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#9 Marshall Henderson

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 03:08 PM

It's truly a masterpiece, 905. Truly a masterpiece.

#10 Khorne

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 06:24 PM

Game Podunk
has entered the room

SeveranceZero
has entered the room
3:15 PM

Number 905
The site has become self-aware.

Khorne
Hey whoa meta

Number 905
It now wishes to converse with itself.

Khorne
Oh god no

Kiwi
If there is a person behind, Kiwi could eat it.

Khorne
The beginning of the end!

SeveranceZero
We have a SSJ4 in here

Number 905
This may be the first case ever of internet schizophrenia. This is history, folks.

Kiwi
Nah

Kiwi did it once

Khorne
So will Game Podunk speak?

Kiwi
As a machine, what is your stance on the consumption of human flesh?

Number 905
I, for one, welcome our new mechanical overlords.

SeveranceZero
Until they turn on you.

Dominic Dimanche
has entered the room

Khorne
Dominic run!

Game Podunk as gone rogue!

Jared
That guy!

Dominic Dimanche
Soooooooo what did i miss?

oh noes!

Kat Leonard
has entered the room

Khorne
Hey Shane


Game Podunk
has left the room

#11 bink

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 10:49 PM

Hah, Game Podunk is out to get us all it would seem. Maybe they'll make a movie about it after all the Game Podunk members are dead, you know, 'cause robot Game Podunk is gonna kill us all. :lol:

#12 Jordan Haygood

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 11:21 PM

Kat has the power.

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#13 Shane Leonard

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 01:17 AM

Kat has the power.


I'm John Connor.

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#14 TKtheknight

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Posted 18 June 2012 - 09:03 AM

Marshall, Jared. Loco, Ludono, pretty much everyone who greets me when I com in chat-"Loose Cannon! or LC!"

Whenever someone leaves I get the blame for it-"LC/TK you killed him/her!" Me-"What?! What did I do?! Why do I get the blame for this?"

Me when I never watch the anime Ludo or barrel mentions-"Sadness." "Once again sadness." "Never seen that one." "I never...nevermind, I'm pretty much going to say I never seen it and say sadness again."

I know I have lots of quotes or quotes towards me. xD

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#15 Emilia Clarke

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 03:41 PM

  • Rex705
    TRIVIA- In Legend of Heroes 1 what is the name of the heroes sister?
  • Ludono
    My brother downloaded QC but can't run it lol
  • Number 905
    lol
  • Yeah, that's weird.
  • Ludono
    No idea why either, he can run TF2, BF , Skyrim etc no problems
  • the only LoH I know anything about is ****
  • Number 905
    Yeah, if it's up to spec it should run. Crazy
  • Rex705
    poor ludo
  • Number 905
    Yeah, Lud is totally a **** man
  • barrel
    Who isn't a **** man?...aside from Rex.
  • Elizabeth
    Me?
  • Ludono
    Rex is an old man
  • Liz, on the inside theirs a **** man just trying to be heard
  • *theres
  • Rex705
    poor Elzy >.< don't be mean to her
  • barrel
    Tamaki, you would be a **** woman if you owned the game.
  • Elizabeth
    Wait... Which **** are we talking about?
  • Skychrono
    TRIVIA - CHRONO TRIGGER: What is the name of Lucca's mom? Why is this important?
  • Jared
    Ziggy Stardust.
  • Rex705
    the big round ones
  • Ludono
    Sky don't try to change the topic, we're talking about **** men here
  • Number 905
    This is the best chat ever
  • 7:35 PM
  • Marcus Estrada
    has left the room
  • Skychrono
    Oh. Sorry.
  • Rex705
    Elzy don't listen to them!
  • Ludono
    Isn't there a thread where we're supposedto post these kind of chats?
  • Number 905
    Yeah
  • Ludono
    Was it Fiona sky?
  • I remember there being a Fiona
  • Elizabeth
    You guys scare me sometimes.
  • Ludono
    Haven't played the game in forever though
  • barrel
    Trails in the Sky, or the affectionately nicknamed t.i.t.s. Tamaki...Liz...Prince...Lezard....I dunno
  • Ludono
    baaaaaaarrreeeelll whhhhhhhhyyyyy
  • barrel
    I want 2nd Chapter....
  • Because I could see Liz liking the game.
  • So, I didn't want to be mean for too long.
  • Rex705
    play LOH 1 and forget trails ever existed

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#16 Emilia Clarke

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 04:02 PM

  • Jared
    Once you start getting waifu body pillows you're just gone.
  • Posted Imagebarrel
    That's not nerdy, that's creepy.
  • Posted ImageLudono
    ummmm


  • ummmm


  • guys


  • I


  • kinda


  • have one of those
  • Posted Imagebarrel
    Ludono, you don't have to explain yourself.
  • Posted ImageJared
    Don't
  • Posted Imagebarrel
    Stop!
  • Posted ImageSkychrono
    Oh boy.
  • Posted ImageRex705
    ........


  • Ludo is gone
  • Posted ImageElizabeth
    Don't... Stop?


  • We want to know more of this pillow?
  • Posted ImageJared
    Hang on.


  • There is still a chance.


  • DO YOU USE IT?
  • Posted ImageRex705
    :(
  • Posted Imagebarrel
    It's a Yoko one, isn't it?!
  • Posted ImageRex705
    Ludono has left the room
  • Posted ImageLudono
    Well


  • I wouldn't say I use it


  • But it's on my bed


  • On the end :P


  • But to be fair I have a mountain of pillows on my bed

  • 7:45 PM
  • Posted ImageJared
    Well, we'll still accept you. BUT WE'RE WATCHING YOU.
  • Posted ImageLudono
    I wonder if I can find a picture of it.....
  • Posted ImageRex705
    O.o
  • Posted Imagebarrel
    Yeah Ludono, I think we might have to have the cops keep a close eye on you if it is a loli.
  • Posted ImageJared
    This all just worked out perfectly.
  • Posted ImageLudono
    http://s1.tsuki-boar...e/big/39221.jpg


  • Its...slightly NSFW?
  • Posted ImageRex705
    O M G
  • Posted Imagebarrel
    WHY IS YURI WEARING NO CLOTHES?!
  • Posted ImageLudono
    I swear officer


  • I didn't know!
  • Posted Imagebarrel
    LUDONO, I RESPECTED YOU AND YURI!
  • Posted ImageRex705
    How could you do this Ludo!
  • Posted Imagebarrel
    YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN BOTH!
  • Posted ImageElizabeth
    Oh... Wow

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#17 Harrison Lee

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 06:50 PM

I still can't get past this.

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#18 barrel

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 07:17 PM

Jason is going to fire every mod for participating in all of this smut talk. THANKS LUDONO, I HOPE YOU AND YOUR PILLOW ARE HAPPY!

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 02:39 PM

Jason is going to fire every mod for participating in all of this smut talk. THANKS LUDONO, I HOPE YOU AND YOUR PILLOW ARE HAPPY!

^_^

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#20 Sailor Liztress

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 04:45 AM

In my defense, I was completely innocent. I don't know what this... smut is that you are talking about. You guys corrupted me!

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In the name of Game Podunk, I'll punish you





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