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[Jordan Haygood]

I saw something similar to this in other forums I go on, so I figured, why not? Basically, if you're on Chat and think something is quotable, post it on this thread for others' enjoyment. I don't have a quote for this post, though, so I'll let the next poster post the first quote...

[Kat Leonard]

Marshall Henderson
Indee.
d.
Indee.d.

barrel
Marshall is breaking!

Marshall Henderson
Ind-d-d-d-d-d-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-d.

barrel
Mieu~

Marshall Henderson
*opens mouth to reveal silver teeth that grow into the grill of a car, stretching the skin around them to the point of tearing, the crushing sound of bones giving way to the chrome chassis of a car, splattering blood and bone fragments across the floor while arms fold up, then crack and roll into perfect circles, becoming wheels*
beep beep i am broken and a car

Kat Leonard
o.o
I beg your pardon? Are you ill?

barrel
You broke English major Shane!

Marshall Henderson
I'm not ill, I'm a car.

2:35 AM
Marshall Henderson
Cars don't get ill, Shane. They get broken.

[bink]

Cool thread. Makes me want to spend more time in chat to sit in on all the bizarre conversations that are apparently occuring.

[barrel]

That last one was actually right before we all left chat yesterday (/today technically)

Anyway, there is a certain legendary chat conversation we had about the last admin Nash, which I forwarded to Nash for the 'lolz', unfortunately my PM box was wiped clean during GP's last shift, and I don't think I have it recorded anywhere else. It was amazing to say the least. Why didn't you make this thread earlier Jordan!

[Marshall Henderson]

Beep beep, I'm a car.

[TKtheknight]

I need to get into these converstations whenever I have the time. I came on a few times and just talked about games and other people last year.

[Khorne]

SeveranceZero
But sometimes I use the juice for the food i make!

Marshall Henderson
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!

SeveranceZero
?

Jared
Now you buy it separately. Its called "pack of gross water"

SeveranceZero
Not if you ate the food I MAKE

I DIDNT SAY ALL OF IT!

Jared
Let it be forever known that Severance puts dirty water into all of his meals.

[Number 905]

Number 905
So, I bought Saints Row 2 on Steam this weekend since it was $4. And, somehow, it runs on my PC without me messing with it. I have literally no idea how the hell this happened.

Kat Leonard
lol

Don't question it.

Number 905
I'm also amazing at the character creator: http://steamcommunit...780775594103074

Kat Leonard
Well that's...

Marshall Henderson
Beautiful.

Kat Leonard
that's just great, 905.

Jared
Does he only eat babe Ruth's?

barrel
How...did you create that...thing?

Number 905
Magic.

Marshall Henderson
The same way Di Vinci created the Mona Lisa.

He is an artist.

Da Vinci*

Kat Leonard
lol

Jared
I'm pretty sure Da Vinci didn't get high and whip paint onto a pile of rocks.

SeveranceZero
Can you make that in SR3? Hahahah

Number 905
I'll have to try, but it doesn't seem like it lets you get quite that...artistic...

[Marshall Henderson]

It's truly a masterpiece, 905. Truly a masterpiece.

[Khorne]

Game Podunk
has entered the room

SeveranceZero
has entered the room
3:15 PM

Number 905
The site has become self-aware.

Khorne
Hey whoa meta

Number 905
It now wishes to converse with itself.

Khorne
Oh god no

Kiwi
If there is a person behind, Kiwi could eat it.

Khorne
The beginning of the end!

SeveranceZero
We have a SSJ4 in here

Number 905
This may be the first case ever of internet schizophrenia. This is history, folks.

Kiwi
Nah

Kiwi did it once

Khorne
So will Game Podunk speak?

Kiwi
As a machine, what is your stance on the consumption of human flesh?

Number 905
I, for one, welcome our new mechanical overlords.

SeveranceZero
Until they turn on you.

Dominic Dimanche
has entered the room

Khorne
Dominic run!

Game Podunk as gone rogue!

Jared
That guy!

Dominic Dimanche
Soooooooo what did i miss?

oh noes!

Kat Leonard
has entered the room

Khorne
Hey Shane


Game Podunk
has left the room

[bink]

Hah, Game Podunk is out to get us all it would seem. Maybe they'll make a movie about it after all the Game Podunk members are dead, you know, 'cause robot Game Podunk is gonna kill us all.

[Jordan Haygood]

Kat has the power.

[Kat Leonard]

Kat has the power.

I'm John Connor.

[TKtheknight]

Marshall, Jared. Loco, Ludono, pretty much everyone who greets me when I com in chat-"Loose Cannon! or LC!"

Whenever someone leaves I get the blame for it-"LC/TK you killed him/her!" Me-"What?! What did I do?! Why do I get the blame for this?"

Me when I never watch the anime Ludo or barrel mentions-"Sadness." "Once again sadness." "Never seen that one." "I never...nevermind, I'm pretty much going to say I never seen it and say sadness again."

I know I have lots of quotes or quotes towards me. XD

[Ludono]

• Rex705
  TRIVIA- In Legend of Heroes 1 what is the name of the heroes sister?
• Ludono
  My brother downloaded QC but can't run it lol
• Number 905
  lol
• Yeah, that's weird.
• Ludono
  No idea why either, he can run TF2, BF , Skyrim etc no problems
• the only LoH I know anything about is ****
• Number 905
  Yeah, if it's up to spec it should run. Crazy
• Rex705
  poor ludo
• Number 905
  Yeah, Lud is totally a **** man
• barrel
  Who isn't a **** man?...aside from Rex.
• Elizabeth
  Me?
• Ludono
  Rex is an old man
• Liz, on the inside theirs a **** man just trying to be heard
• *theres
• Rex705
  poor Elzy >.< don't be mean to her
• barrel
  Tamaki, you would be a **** woman if you owned the game.
• Elizabeth
  Wait... Which **** are we talking about?
• Skychrono
  TRIVIA - CHRONO TRIGGER: What is the name of Lucca's mom? Why is this important?
• Jared
  Ziggy Stardust.
• Rex705
  the big round ones
• Ludono
  Sky don't try to change the topic, we're talking about **** men here
• Number 905
  This is the best chat ever
• 7:35 PM
• Marcus Estrada
  has left the room
• Skychrono
  Oh. Sorry.
• Rex705
  Elzy don't listen to them!
• Ludono
  Isn't there a thread where we're supposedto post these kind of chats?
• Number 905
  Yeah
• Ludono
  Was it Fiona sky?
• I remember there being a Fiona
• Elizabeth
  You guys scare me sometimes.
• Ludono
  Haven't played the game in forever though
• barrel
  Trails in the Sky, or the affectionately nicknamed t.i.t.s. Tamaki...Liz...Prince...Lezard....I dunno
• Ludono
  baaaaaaarrreeeelll whhhhhhhhyyyyy
• barrel
  I want 2nd Chapter....
• Because I could see Liz liking the game.
• So, I didn't want to be mean for too long.
• Rex705
  play LOH 1 and forget trails ever existed

[Ludono]

• Jared
  Once you start getting waifu body pillows you're just gone.
• barrel
  That's not nerdy, that's creepy.
• Ludono
  ummmm
• 
  
  ummmm
• 
  
  guys
• 
  
  I
• 
  
  kinda
• 
  
  have one of those
• barrel
  Ludono, you don't have to explain yourself.
• Jared
  Don't
• barrel
  Stop!
• Skychrono
  Oh boy.
• Rex705
  ........
• 
  
  Ludo is gone
• Elizabeth
  Don't... Stop?
• 
  
  We want to know more of this pillow?
• Jared
  Hang on.
• 
  
  There is still a chance.
• 
  
  DO YOU USE IT?
• Rex705
  
• barrel
  It's a Yoko one, isn't it?!
• Rex705
  Ludono has left the room
• Ludono
  Well
• 
  
  I wouldn't say I use it
• 
  
  But it's on my bed
• 
  
  On the end
• 
  
  But to be fair I have a mountain of pillows on my bed
• 
  7:45 PM
• Jared
  Well, we'll still accept you. BUT WE'RE WATCHING YOU.
• Ludono
  I wonder if I can find a picture of it.....
• Rex705
  O.o
• barrel
  Yeah Ludono, I think we might have to have the cops keep a close eye on you if it is a loli.
• Jared
  This all just worked out perfectly.
• Ludono
  http://s1.tsuki-boar...e/big/39221.jpg
• 
  
  Its...slightly NSFW?
• Rex705
  O M G
• barrel
  WHY IS YURI WEARING NO CLOTHES?!
• Ludono
  I swear officer
• 
  
  I didn't know!
• barrel
  LUDONO, I RESPECTED YOU AND YURI!
• Rex705
  How could you do this Ludo!
• barrel
  YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN BOTH!
• Elizabeth
  Oh... Wow

[Harrison Lee]

I still can't get past this.

[barrel]

Jason is going to fire every mod for participating in all of this smut talk. THANKS LUDONO, I HOPE YOU AND YOUR PILLOW ARE HAPPY!

[Ludono]

Jason is going to fire every mod for participating in all of this smut talk. THANKS LUDONO, I HOPE YOU AND YOUR PILLOW ARE HAPPY!

[Elizabeth]

In my defense, I was completely innocent. I don't know what this... smut is that you are talking about. You guys corrupted me!